01 July 2010

Where do we go from here?

So, my loyal reader(s?), WTF am I supposed to do with this thing? I need to know my audience and their interests. I could write about damn near anything. However, Cari holds down the fort on the parent/family blogging very nicely, and frankly discussing anything else makes me feel petty and detached, as though I’m placing myself above domestic concerns. Which I’m not.

I could discuss books I’m reading, or want to read.

I could discuss politics, but basically I’d just have links to Glenn Greenwald on salon.com (the only writer still worth reading on Salon) and Scott Horton on harpers.org.

I could keep churning up random bits of effluvia about SF movies.

I could discuss work, except not really, because we’re still a big furball of a startup and lips must remain zipped.

I could discurse about Philip K. Dick, gnosticism, and the giant mistake that is received Western Christianity.

Any responses will be most welcome. As a placeholder, I’ll mention that I’m reading Peter Hamilton’s The Reality Dysfunction, a thousand-page brick that’s volume one of his “Night’s Dawn Trilogy.” I’m frankly disappointed and underwhelmed so far; a lot of hackneyed writing (including pernicious comma splices) and not many Cool Ideas. I’m considering giving it up in favor of, say, China Miéville’s Kraken or the Stieg Larsson books or any of the dozens of other books forever piling up next to my bed, not to mention the hundreds I want to reread (I pulled Brunner’s Stand on Zanzibar and The Sheep Look Up from the stacks last week). However, Hamilton’s tomes are supposed to be defining works of the “new space opera.” Stick with long, tedious books in the hopes they get better, or cut my losses before too much time investment?

I finished Peter Watts’s Starfish a couple of weeks ago and was underwhelmed. A lot of heavy atmospherics and faked-out character depths that led up to a single and singularly dull plot point. I’m not terribly motivated to read the remaining “Rifters” books (Maelstrom and βehemoth), even though I have them for free (Creative Commons downloads). I might try Blindsight, his non-Rifters book, but I think I’d need some encouragement to do so. Every single one of his characters is psychopathological, and I can’t help but wonder just how much of his run-in with US border agents might have been catalyzed by his own psychological drama. (After working at Staunton Clinic for seven years, yes, I get to make judgments like that.)

Well, looky there, another meandering, pointless entry. Enjoy utter obscurity on Teh Intarwebz, little post.

13 June 2010

Random #2

Yeah, yeah, I know, I gotta get off my lazy ass and start working on this thing. Here’s some stuff to look forward to:
  • Book reviews!
  • Weird pictures!
  • Discussions of boring personal events!
  • Pretentious essays and commentary!
  • Lots more things deserving of exclamation points!
In the meantime, a few more random thoughts to tide you over:
  • In Return of the Jedi, when Han and Leia finally blow up the shield generator, why doesn’t the commander of the Death Star just blow up Endor? That’s one way to get rid of pesky Rebels!
  • I really didn’t think we’d run out of Golden Girls before we ran out of Beatles, but at the rate they’re both going...
  • I’d like to propose two formal Rules for the Workplace:

    • Always wear deodorant
    • Don’t eat sardines at your desk if you have an officemate. At the very least, throw out the empty can in the kitchen trash; don’t leave it sitting on your desk all afternoon.
    Just sayin’.
Here’s a pretty picture from Swallow Falls State Park near Oakland, MD (Deep Creek). Did we finally it? The Rainbow Connection? The lovers, the dreams, and me? All of us under its spell, we know that it’s probably magic...key change...

24 May 2010

Random #1

This is not the real post promised in the previous mini-post, just some random thoughts:

  • Muchos killer "ta" to Amy P. for introducing me to The National. The best way I can describe them is as some sort of VALIS-created fusion of Johnny Cash and Radiohead. Oh yeah.
  • If I read one more snide blogger dissing the BSG finale while somehow not loathing the Lost finale, IP addresses will be traced and violence will ensue. Longer post on this coming.
  • Speaking of BSG, everyone talked about Kara's Very Special Destiny, but no one mentioned Helo's. Okay, first the guy gives up his spot on the Raptor so Gaius frakkin' Baltar can get to the fleet and start jerking around on puppet strings manipulated by Head Six. Then the guy fathers the Shape of Things to Come, i.e., Hera, the human/Cylon lovechild whose descendants populate (this) Earth. No divine love for Helo?
  • Anyone notice how Yoda's the real reason the Emperor came to power? Wisest being in the galaxy, my ass. Also, R2 clearly runs on midichlorian-powered Energizers, because that droid is more of a "vergence" in the Force than any other entity.
  • Did you know that Lego made a Lego Jabba the Hutt? I found out tonight, after my darling father bought my darling son a Lego Star Wars compendium. Oy gevalt. The kid's life isn't going to be complete until we track down a Lego Kit Fisto and Plo Koon. (If you have to ask, you really don't want to.)
  • Why am I still up? I took my nighty-night pills almost an hour ago. I need to greet the darkness.
  • Oh, one last thing: If you're looking for something to read, download the works of Cory Doctorow and Peter Watts on Creative Commons (I think feedbooks.com carries them). High-quality SF for freebies. Actually, if you can afford it, go buy Peter Watts's books at full retail. He's a Canadian resident who got screwed crossing the border back to his native country from the U.S., and we in the States owe him big-time.

In lieu of a real post....

Try this xkcd strip on for size.

Working on a real post, I promise.

12 May 2010

Down to business...

Okay, so I need to do something with this blog other than rag on Facebook. For all your FB-ragging needs, please visit this big long Google query on BoingBoing.

Here's scary: my 20-year college reunion is this weekend. I'm going, at least to town, and staying with my best friends. I'm not signing up for any of the official Reindeer Games--as I've noted to more than one person, I've already overpaid Ohio Wesleyan for far too many mediocre meals. With any luck, though, I'll see a few old friends.

The nigh-constant headache is in rare form tonight, thanks to a stormfront passing through earlier. Where's that Flintstones' Chewable Morphine when you really need it?

I hate the Barenaked Ladies (that's heresy to my wife, but oh well), but in the category If I Had a Million Dollars, I'd probably find a way to blow it all within a couple of hours on ThinkGeek, the online Apple store, and Amazon.

I understand that many blogs include photographs. Please enjoy some random floral gargoyles:






And, most hideously:

04 May 2010

Consummatum est

Tweet repeat: FB account expunged. Have 14 days to change my mind. Waiting for the Zuckengoons to show up @ my door.

Ablative absolute

"Having left Facebook, Scot..."

(For those of a more Hellenistic bent, this would be the genitive absolute.)

Seriously, after a number of posts on BoingBoing and elsewhere about FB's practices, I think I'd sooner trust my personal info with the NSA/CIA (who has it anyway) and the North Korean secret police. Here's the latest BB post; be sure to follow the links, particularly the one to rocket.ly: www.boingboing.net/2010/05/03/infographic-facebook.html

Update 5-5-2001: www.boingboing.net/2010/05/04/six-reasons-to-hate.html